this is h0w U piss off a WriteR

3 Things:

1. Never EVER use absolutely 100% perfect grammar
2. Don’t edit ANYTHING until after you finish your first draft
3. Write things like how you would say them (more specifically, use simple 8th grade language and avoid using the thesaurus to sound smarter than you are)

Now that we’re at the end of our list, I have a confession to make. 

These rules aren’t really to piss off any writers. 

They’re rules I live by when writing my daily blog posts. 

And I highly recommend them to anyone else wanting to start a habit of writing.